This is a blog. A place in the web where I can log stuff, a.k.a. weblog, or in
short blog. As I described in my
[very first post](https://lexlblog.de/?postid=1),
I was already playing with the idea of creating a blog of some sort for quite
a bit of time. Then,
[rubenerd](https://rubenerd.com/about/)
gave me the slight push I needed, and here we are. Thx by the way for
[mentioning](https://rubenerd.com/alexander-schneider-has-a-blog/)
that little story in your blog, Mr. Schade.
People like to have their personal space. If it's the bench in your garden under
the cherry tree, the deck chair on your balcony, this one specific spot in the
park in your local city, that one room in your university/school or any other
place where you just feel like it's the right spot for you.
This also applies to virtual reality. If you've ever played minecraft
(seriously, who has never played minecraft?) you know there are spots that just
**feel right**. You just like being there. Just as there are spots where you
really don't like being around. It's a natural thing. Animals show that kind of
behaviour too.
This is **my** blog, and it feels like my personal space. I can do here whatever
I want. And that's a great feeling. So, if you are anything like me and
consider creating your own blog, go ahead! Do it! What's the worst thing that
can happen?
That said, it's always a nice thing if I feel like my posts can provide some
real world value to my readers. On that note, if creating a blog post is fun
for me, reading it should be fun for you too. Thus I looked up some jokes (they
are bad, **very** bad) for you to enjoy.
(#) Bad jokes to sweeten your day
Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data!
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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?
Never mind... it's tearable.
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Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it's pointless!
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Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: He was outstanding in his field.
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Q: What did the buffalo say when his son left?
A: Bison!
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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
That's just how I roll.
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
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I used to work in a calendar factory but I got fired because I took a couple of
days off.
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Three fish are in a tank.
One asks the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Q: Why don't crabs donate?
A: Because they're shellfish.
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Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To say hello from the other side.
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!
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Q: What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
A: He let out a little wine.
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.
It was sole destroying.
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Source:
https://inews.co.uk/light-relief/jokes/best-bad-jokes-137688
Thanks for reading. I'll show myself out...
